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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

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teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

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roryflannelgan:

“oh no” my followers whisper in horror as i show signs of entering yet another fandom

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texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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boomslangies:

marilynhanson:

i’m not sure if this makes me want to sob or laugh but i am pissed that it didn’t happen, can someone write this fic for me

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coolator:

jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective 

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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